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Pinaud Lilac Vegetal Commercial
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LOL! That was great!
"Rock the Veg!"
*snort*
"Rock the Veg!"
*snort*
That was Great!!!
This was cool
That Commercial, the voice...it did something to my Lilac Vegetal when I played it on the PC... 
I looked in the shave den, and it was ALIVE!
I ran to find something to defend myself with, and that's when I heard this awful screaming....
The Veg had grabbed my Clubman Bay Rum and poured it's life's blood out into the sink! The Bay Rum wailed in agony as the Veg Monster, awakened from it's dreadful slumber, murdered it!
Outraged, I poured a magazine load of .45 caliber leaden death at the hideous Lilac beast, but it seemed to have no effect....
The Creature angrily turned towards me, and I could feel the flowery, pungent odor of doom as it approached...In desperation, I plunged a bottle of vintage Shulton Old Spice in to the heart of the Vegetal beast, it gave a soul destroying final shriek, emitted a miasma of pleasant Lilac and stale litter box, and collapsed, killed by the pure goodness of Shulton Spiciness.
That was close!
Phil, be careful...when you toy with powers that are beyond the understanding of mortal men...Rock the Veg at your peril!
I looked in the shave den, and it was ALIVE!
I ran to find something to defend myself with, and that's when I heard this awful screaming....
The Veg had grabbed my Clubman Bay Rum and poured it's life's blood out into the sink! The Bay Rum wailed in agony as the Veg Monster, awakened from it's dreadful slumber, murdered it!
Outraged, I poured a magazine load of .45 caliber leaden death at the hideous Lilac beast, but it seemed to have no effect....
The Creature angrily turned towards me, and I could feel the flowery, pungent odor of doom as it approached...In desperation, I plunged a bottle of vintage Shulton Old Spice in to the heart of the Vegetal beast, it gave a soul destroying final shriek, emitted a miasma of pleasant Lilac and stale litter box, and collapsed, killed by the pure goodness of Shulton Spiciness.
That was close!
Phil, be careful...when you toy with powers that are beyond the understanding of mortal men...Rock the Veg at your peril!
I have no clue what everyones talking about here lol.
The cat herding was a particularly inspired touch! 
Awesome Phil. Is that your voice? Cat herding for the win!!!
Top, that is the best reply EVER!!!!!!
Top, that is the best reply EVER!!!!!!
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Oh, I'm well aware of the dangers. It's still fun in an Alchemist sort of way. Nice pistol by the way. Always loved the 1911
The cat herding was a particularly inspired touch!
Lilac Veg without Cat Herding is like living without food. And living without food is like starving.
Yep, my voice over. I tried for that "black and white obsession artsy commercial" impression. Sadly, I just don't have the sophistication to pull it off.
I agree - Tops reply is the benchmark by which all replies should be measured.
I've only been here a few months, but could this be the thread of the year?
I don't even use aftershave and now I'm going to have to buy a bottle of this stuff just so I can smell it for myself...and fully appreciate the commercial. Well done, Phil!
I hate the stuff but ad and the bathroom massacre made my day. Good show.
that was sweet! Love the voice. The whisper at the end was a great touch!
You guys crack me up.
Out of respect for the amazing piece of art, I will experience the veg for myself.
That was truly inspired.
That was truly inspired.
