So... what you're trying to say is....
"NO!! I do not have the technique and gear for a ONE PASS (2 pass at most), BBS shave."
You really should have just said so. If you want an 8-pass shave, why on earth would you open this thread?
Everything I've read by those more knowledeable than me (like mantic59), say that when shaving with a DE razor, the object is NOT to remove everything in 1 pass, but to obtain that BBS through multiple passes. That has worked for me. YMMV!!!