Oh no siree Bob! It's just starting!
We are all half growed up men here. His friends were right, and so are we, at laffin' at his expense.
No self respecting would be comedian would leave such low hanging fruit on the vine doggone!
A thread that isn't really about "Opinions on Lilac Vegetal scent"
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We are all half growed up men here. His friends were right, and so are we, at laffin' at his expense.
No self respecting would be comedian would leave such low hanging fruit on the vine doggone!
Although, second thoughts, I bet if we decanted it into a glass bottle, instead if wringing it out of our socks, we'd be in business as a major competitor to the Veg! And rhino pee has of course been around a lot longer, and would probably make the Hungarian cavalry smell just as good as the Veg - couldn't hurt, as they say. It's all in marketing...
Make sure no innocent civilians are harmed during the experiment. I recommend being alone in the desert and alerting NORAD so that no one thinks the Nation is under bio attack.
Not for me! I would have bought tickets to watch that!
THIS my friend is how you make lemonade out of rhino urine. You will forever be at least a Colonel (or Kernal, your choice) in the Army of Arkoland. So let it be written, so let it be done.Although, second thoughts, I bet if we decanted it into a glass bottle, instead if wringing it out of our socks, we'd be in business as a major competitor to the Veg! And rhino pee has of course been around a lot longer, and would probably make the Hungarian cavalry smell just as good as the Veg - couldn't hurt, as they say. It's all in marketing...
How is it possible that "Black Rhino Urine as a Weapon" NOT become a custom title for someone on this thread?!Standing beside the corral fence of a massive male African black rhinoceros, Upejani. Looking elsewhere, and thinking vaguely if I recall that he was facing away from me and therefore not a threat. The stream caught me about mid-calf, drenching socks and shoes. And me. Pals were Immediately consumed with uncontrollable hilarity. It was hot, the day and the deluge. And did not smell like the Veg. At all. Shoes and socks were consigned to the nether regions, beyond washing, and I was occupied with abrasive ablutions for a number of days before humans would stand in close proximity without a...look. Lady rhinos, however, found me apparently irresistible, although I managed to control my passion and consequently avoid being trampled to death. It was not a time in my life that I recall fondly, although no rhinos were injured in the making of this memory.
Finished up my shave with a generous splash of eww de toilet (the Veg) this morning. Then I attempted to jump, whistle, and break wind simultaneously. It's harder than you'd think, and perhaps best left to professionals.
What, no back flip?
Post of the year right here.
Best left to professionals..... Where IS @Mike M when you need him anyway?!
I like to break wind just before leaving an elevator...
Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
Quick! Hold your nose
That's not gas that flows
No not at all
That is vegetal
That's not gas that flows
No not at all
That is vegetal
Keeping to Owen Bawn's 4,5,4,5 .
Arko my friend
Such an acquired taste
If you hate it
You should acquire some taste!
Such an acquired taste
If you hate it
You should acquire some taste!
Arkos wrapper is red,
Violets are blue,
Say you don't like arko again,
Then see what they'll think of you !!
Violets are blue,
Say you don't like arko again,
Then see what they'll think of you !!
We are seeing poetry here that is nearly werthy of @Owen Bawn doggone!
I'm a little confused as to why there's Arko poems in the Veg thread. I like mixing the two, but I feel like most others do not.
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Be very careful mixing Arko and Veg because they've been known to react and turn into a very efficient porcelain cleaner.
CzechCzar
Use the Fat, Luke!
Arko is the yin to the veg's yang. Someone has to clean up.
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