Seeing our own Bathrobe Batman perform his Chopstick Kamisori shave startled me. I mean he got a stronghold on the title "Shave of the Year" all ready in March!
This made me consider the mans greatness.
And what other way is better to celebrate & honor a great shaver then to PIF a razor in his name.
A Pakistan razor.
In fact the very same razor the good man sent me many moons ago.
A Pakistani Pain Inflictor. A letter-opener for those with the sickest of minds, the filthiest of shave-dens.
Be warned, there is no way in Hell you can shave with this one, oh no. "They" all say so.
I shaved with it twice, straight from the deranged lapping films of Bad Boy C.
Just this night I re-honed it on Shaptons & tested it. And it sure holds a nice, shaving edge. But as we all know, you can not shave with it.
I mean you can't even shave with a Gold Dollar. How in the hoot are ya gonna shave with this one???
So be warned, be very, very afraid.
By winning this PIF you will have a putrid spawn of the Devil sent to your own house & by entering you will sign a contract, in your own blood, that you will,
if punished with winning the PIF, shave with this atrocity & not only shave with it but also tell us all about the horrors. And you are also responsible to
arrange for your family to make such a statement given that you are not able to do so yourself following the severe consequences of the shave.
So, in short,
State here that you want to try a Pakistani Pain Inflictor (I prefer that you have some experience with a straight from before to have something to compare to, being run over by a lawn-mover or having been stabbed in the face multiple times also counts favorably)
And if you win you must be prepared to swiftly try it out & state your experience in a thread on B&B (you our your loved ones who witnessed the terror)
As a bonus you will also be invited to sing at the wedding (additional terms & conditions might apply)
So...who's in
This made me consider the mans greatness.
And what other way is better to celebrate & honor a great shaver then to PIF a razor in his name.
A Pakistan razor.
In fact the very same razor the good man sent me many moons ago.
A Pakistani Pain Inflictor. A letter-opener for those with the sickest of minds, the filthiest of shave-dens.
Be warned, there is no way in Hell you can shave with this one, oh no. "They" all say so.
I shaved with it twice, straight from the deranged lapping films of Bad Boy C.
Just this night I re-honed it on Shaptons & tested it. And it sure holds a nice, shaving edge. But as we all know, you can not shave with it.
I mean you can't even shave with a Gold Dollar. How in the hoot are ya gonna shave with this one???
So be warned, be very, very afraid.
By winning this PIF you will have a putrid spawn of the Devil sent to your own house & by entering you will sign a contract, in your own blood, that you will,
if punished with winning the PIF, shave with this atrocity & not only shave with it but also tell us all about the horrors. And you are also responsible to
arrange for your family to make such a statement given that you are not able to do so yourself following the severe consequences of the shave.
So, in short,
State here that you want to try a Pakistani Pain Inflictor (I prefer that you have some experience with a straight from before to have something to compare to, being run over by a lawn-mover or having been stabbed in the face multiple times also counts favorably)
And if you win you must be prepared to swiftly try it out & state your experience in a thread on B&B (you our your loved ones who witnessed the terror)
As a bonus you will also be invited to sing at the wedding (additional terms & conditions might apply)
So...who's in