Random thought of the moment

[DesertIguana]

My VA Doctor said something funny to me this past Monday.

She is single, and never been married. I ask you engaged yet.

Her reply was funny, many years ago some told her.

Men are like parking spot, good one taken, other are all handicapped.

 

[luvmysuper]

Remember before the internet when people thought it was the lack of access to information which fostered ignorance?
It wasn't that.

 

[ButterfaceX]

“Shaving is always cathartic, much like showering, changing out of clothes, anything where what once was carried during a moment or period of distress is purged.”
― A.D. Aliwat

 

[luvmysuper]

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

 

[luvmysuper]

If you're bald and need to wash your face, how do you know when to stop?

 

[Billhanna]

I’ve come to a Decision. No more selling. If I don’t like it, or make be on to something like better, then keep it for The Boy(9). He’s gonna shave one day. Just sock it away, and wait for That Day.

It’s kinda morbid, but I’m fifty. I’m constantly thinking about his possible son(s) and having a connection to them.

 

[mrlandpirate]

Best part of getting older is you have less hair to comb
Worst part is having more face to wash

 

[DesertIguana]

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

But the flip side of that is those who excel on PGA Tour willing a Major on a Weekend, make serious money, at a game some find no interest in, plus it is one Profession Sport that is not just a young persons game.

 

[chops1sc]

If a parsley farmer files for bankruptcy, can they garnish his wages?

 

[luvmysuper]

Why is it that theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still?

 

[luvmysuper]

If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me.
But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

 

[luvmysuper]

When a company offers me a discount price to stay when I want to cancel my subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

 

[luvmysuper]

I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

 

[luvmysuper]

Taxes are a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

 

[luvmysuper]

The Japanese flag is a pie chart for how much of Japan is Japanese.

 

[luvmysuper]

The sinking of the Titanic must have seemed like a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

 

[luvmysuper]

If opposites attract, why aren't I dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family?

 

[Billhanna]

I’d like to start an argument in a way that allows me to call you argumentative. And please let it be something super subjective that can be solved by personal preference.

 

[ButterfaceX]

Shaving may help you look good but shaving your ego may help you look even better.
Sonal Vohra