Heard this today

[emwolf]

a set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender gives it a worried look and says, "You can stay, just don't start anything."

 

[Line_Bore]

The bartender yells "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind!"


A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

[DrColossus11]

Where does bad light end up?

Spoiler

In a prism.

 

[the_edski]

The bartender yells "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind!"


A neutrino walks into a bar.

The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.