I don't take my coffee quite this seriously anymore, but it still resonates.
"Coffee People Are Pretentious"
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I don't take my coffee quite this seriously anymore, but it still resonates.
Worth a caffeinated click!AA
I used to always buy my coffee at a cafe.
But now I enjoy making it at home as much as I like drinking it.
But now I enjoy making it at home as much as I like drinking it.
LOL. I love it!
What in the world? Hmm, looks like somebody needs an intervention!
Have you seen the world we live in today? Nobody got time for all that! Its great to have hobbies people, just don't let them take over your life.
"You coffee people are obsessed weirdos," said someone with 47 tubs of shaving soap and a collection of expensive rocks.
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Yeah, I'm not well-positioned to get judgey here. I have more stones than anyone needs, and I have a list of others I intend to buy. Strops upon strops, emulsions, compounds, SiC powders, turnboxes, lapping films, ceramic rods...
If I stopped buying more soap now, I'd be lucky to use up what I have by 2030. But, nope, I still intend to buy more. No way I could live long enough to go through all my DE blades.
Says a guy on a SHAVE FORUM lol
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Yeah, the process can be half the point for me sometimes.
That's a great avatar, by the way. Charlie B. is currently underappreciated.
If you laid out the steps of making a complex cup of coffee from roasting beans to drinking it side by side with the steps that some wet shavers go through with pre-shave routines to final face pat and aftershave/face nutrient application, I have no doubt that there would be nearly the same number of god-awful minute details involved.
It's just that the wet shaver gets the same glassy-eyed stare when the coffee guy explains it that the coffee guy gets when someone explains the steps they take pleasure in when wet shaving.
It's just that the wet shaver gets the same glassy-eyed stare when the coffee guy explains it that the coffee guy gets when someone explains the steps they take pleasure in when wet shaving.
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It could even be that the person who posted the video above has a ridiculously elaborate shaving ritual. We may never know.
My sort of goofy friend Chuck who love Coffee, said best Cup he ever had of Coffee was at road side stand in Costa Rica. Guy grew own beans, roasted on tile roof, use old time hand grinder to grind, and hot water was boiled in can. His Coffee was brewed in old white Sock, and dipped in hot water until it was right.
Don't need much to make good coffee, but bean, roaster, grinder, water, and white sock. Sock was apparently never washed, just turn inside out and rinse between batch of brewing.
Don't need much to make good coffee, but bean, roaster, grinder, water, and white sock. Sock was apparently never washed, just turn inside out and rinse between batch of brewing.
Doctor: Have you been to Costa Rica lately?
Patient: Yes I have! How did you know?
Doctor: You have Athletes Lip.
Patient: Yes I have! How did you know?
Doctor: You have Athletes Lip.
Wow to the video. Coffee, even espresso, is simple. It needs to be, for have just arisen. Keep it so.
One man's coffee is another man's donut..
Also..way is coffee scented shaving soap a thing... that tells you something or does it...lol..
I bet there is a donut scented shave soap...
Artisan? Really. ?
Also..way is coffee scented shaving soap a thing... that tells you something or does it...lol..
I bet there is a donut scented shave soap...
Artisan? Really. ?
Ask, and you shall receive. Behold! For I bring you Iced Coffee from Stirling!
Complete with Menthol, for mentholated junkies like me.
Complete with Menthol, for mentholated junkies like me.
And here is your soap-ready donut fragrance, sir. (You may mix it at up to a 9.24% concentration . . . in order to avoid singeing your donuts.)
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Thanks for the enablement.
Have you ever ordered a full tub when you unknowingly had an untested sample, buried in the excess, on hand? If not, you have further to descend.
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Thanks for the enablement.
Have you ever ordered a full tub when you unknowingly had an untested sample, buried in the excess, on hand? If not, you have further to descend.
Not that I know of, but I can easily see myself doing that. (And now I feel like I have to order Stirling Sheep.)
