Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!
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The Hulk never gets mad around Chuck Norris.
In Webster's Dictionary, the definition for Chuck Norris is: Chuck Norris.
I read about this. Not that he needed the honor in the eyes of his fans he's been the real deal for a very long time!
In 2002, 79 people commited suicide by attacking Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris is more than 30 per cent testosterone.
I think you meant testosterone is more than 30% Chuck Norris!
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris---the only unabashedly bearded man to be inducted into the Badger & Blade Hall of Fame!!
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can lock Mods out of clown house threads and give them only 5 minutes a day to post 
Chuck Norris can sell stuff on the BST forum on his very first post.Chuck Norris can lock Mods out of clown house threads and give them only 5 minutes a day to post
Chuck Norris has X-Box Live... on his Playstation 3.
Chuck Norris once asked Stephen Hawking to sit down and speak quietly.
Chuck Norris once asked Stephen Hawking to sit down and speak quietly.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris understands Method Shaving ...
... and chose to wear a beard!
... and chose to wear a beard!
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