Oh crap, I'm doomed.
Yeah, but so am I. We can have our own convention in Banff. And then post photos of the scenery!!
Sounds awesome! Now if we can only incorporate my other vices (scotch, beer, cigars) into this convention!
Hmm ... a convention where there's drinking? ... and smoking? I dunno; don't think it's been done before but might be worth a shot ...