If that was his skit from Sunday, it is very good indeed, but be warned there is a lot of swearing.
Yes 45%. No 55%.
It's a wider margin than I expected.
Think it's over? Canadians have seen this movie all too often. Wait another fifteen years.
16 year old Morag and Jimmy who voted yesterday for the first time will be back in the polling booth when they're 31, and that vote will be much closer.
I don't think it will be closer - if Scotland get more powers, the case for a Yes vote is even harder to form, so much risk for so little gain.
With respect I think you are wrong. The rest of the UK admire the proud, steadfast Scots and the vibrant cities of Edinburgh, Aberdeen , Dundee et al; but are sick and tired of bankrolling the drug ridden, benefit claiming third world cesspit that is Glasgow.
If they had voted YES the life expectancy and vegetable intake of the UK would have gone up; while the annual rainfall and crime rate would have down.
Alà Québec, don't assume this is the last referendum. Already speculation much of the No vote was old age pensioners.
As a Glaswegian I have to take exception to this extremely inaccurate post. Dundee is anything but vibrant!
The failure of the yes campaigners to answer questions about the future of currency, banking, EU membership and jobs meant it was always going to be a no vote. It's all well and good to build a campaign on hopes and dreams and a romantic version of history but they don't put food on the table and when your about to put an X in a box reality bites.