DecemBOAR
Tonight’s Christmas Eve shave
Fatip Grande
Gillette Nacet (1)
Damp facecloth aka “shave binky”
Ω 10048 28mm boar brush
Pre-shave: warm shower
Lather: BSS#1, bowl-loaded; face-lathered
Aftershave: Olm Nom
Post-shave: face wash with shave binky and a drop of hyaluronic acid and a drop of glycerin
Post-shave: Equate moisturizer
‘Twas the shave before Christmas and lest we forget
That double edge blades from PPI Gillette
Are sharp and real smooth all fresh from their tucks
That they float away whiskers like water off ducks
Nacet in my Fatip, tight under its cap
Awaited my lathering before its attack
Omega with Raktvål from North Carolina
Painted a great lather with slickness none finer
Mama playing Stardew and Wee Babby asleep
My razor hit stubble not shallow nor steep
It flew through my whiskers like Bonnie and Clyde
All against the grain and all in the Gillette Slide
And what to my wondering eyes did appear?
A stubble-free smile as I grinned ear-to-ear
Now you’ll read me exclaim before I’m out like a light
”Merry Christmas to all, may it be dyn-o-mite!”
Tonight’s Christmas Eve shave
Fatip Grande
Gillette Nacet (1)
Damp facecloth aka “shave binky”
Ω 10048 28mm boar brush
Pre-shave: warm shower
Lather: BSS#1, bowl-loaded; face-lathered
Aftershave: Olm Nom
Post-shave: face wash with shave binky and a drop of hyaluronic acid and a drop of glycerin
Post-shave: Equate moisturizer
‘Twas the shave before Christmas and lest we forget
That double edge blades from PPI Gillette
Are sharp and real smooth all fresh from their tucks
That they float away whiskers like water off ducks
Nacet in my Fatip, tight under its cap
Awaited my lathering before its attack
Omega with Raktvål from North Carolina
Painted a great lather with slickness none finer
Mama playing Stardew and Wee Babby asleep
My razor hit stubble not shallow nor steep
It flew through my whiskers like Bonnie and Clyde
All against the grain and all in the Gillette Slide
And what to my wondering eyes did appear?
A stubble-free smile as I grinned ear-to-ear
Now you’ll read me exclaim before I’m out like a light
”Merry Christmas to all, may it be dyn-o-mite!”