Welcome gentlemen!
Today I thought I'd simulate a non-impending "what if I run out of shaving supplies" disaster.
Firstly, to get me in the mood, I am playing brass band music from the early 1920s on my stereo.
I am starting my shave with some colza food oil as a pre-shave oil. This was found in the refrigerator.
Thereby I am commencing to the lather face. After really heating up my face with a towel, I found some nice-smelling hand soap which lathered up really bad. Anyway, I stuck to it, even though I had to stop my shaving and make some more under the proccess as it dried up, disappeared, or something.
(NOTE: I am lathering in a TBS Body Butter bowl my love forgot in a drawer)
During the shave I was supposed to use my frozen banana as a styptic pencil. This, however, was not needed. Therefore I rubbed my face with it after 5 passes, to close the pores.
As an aftershave today I chose something we had lying: An A/S for "intimacy shaving", called "unirens". This had a terrible smell of really strong alcohol and, believe it or not, wine gums. I almost puked, but hey, that's life.