Who, May I Ask, Is Stan?

August West · Jun 1, 2014

fat_boy said:
As long as we're discussing titles, may I ask what are the criteria for these titles?

nuclearblast · Jun 1, 2014

The Count of Merkur Cristo · Jun 1, 2014

Me thinks that Stan the Man speaks Scottish Gaelic (with a Bond accent), plays the bagpipes and scribes limericks to confuse the masses and often shave-preps with Au Lait soap or...he is our illusive official/unofficial B & B Greeter.

But seriously folks, on the other hand...

;

"There can only be one". Connor MacLeod, the Highlander

whittjt3 · Jun 1, 2014

ColdMeatJelly said:
I have found out there have been others acting as if they were me in refrigerators around the globe. Would all please check them for poultry spending some time alone and assuming MY identity!?! There are rumors of canned hams and SPAM having similar ideas of forming some sort of cold meat jelly conspiracy against me. Oh, wait.... I DEMAND you take action or I will be forced to unplug my refrigerator.

If you unplug, will you become MoldOnMeat?

MicBaldy · Jun 1, 2014

That's funny, Stan posted last week asking who Alaskan was.

kevdogg329 · Jun 1, 2014

Anyone have the link to I found a dead badger?

imatabor · Jun 1, 2014

Is this what you are thinking about?

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/272385-I-found-a-dead-Badger

htownmmm · Jun 2, 2014

Topgumby said:
Stan the Man....Springs1...I found a dead badger.....

They say you can measure the greatness of an institution by the richness of the traditions it supports.

I think we can all rightly claim we belong in an institution.

fat_boy said:
As long as we're discussing titles, may I ask what are the criteria for these titles?

Regular titles-just keep posting.

Custom titles- say or do something mind numblingly stupid or conversely, say or do something witty. (Never, ever tick off a moderator-you have been warned!)

marty

ericbruce25 · Jun 2, 2014

I believe "Stan" may actually be Jonathan Goldsmith.

kingfisher · Jun 2, 2014

imatabor said:
Is this what you are thinking about?

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/272385-I-found-a-dead-Badger

Yep. That's it. LOL.

MisfitWy23 · Jun 4, 2014

Who, May I Ask, Is Stan?

Given your user name, you should know. Oh, sorry, I just looked closer; your name is "Alaskan" and not "I'llAskStan".

In any case, I think Stan may be the man in charge of the chicken baskets at the Dairy Queen there in Anchorage. Do you prepare the wings for him?

Laird · Jun 6, 2014

I have vague memories, just fragments really, of a lost weekend down in Seattle with Stan. I was his wingman, albeit only briefly, and what happens in Seattle stays in Seattle, but if those bathroom shaving counters could only talk. Good times, good times.

newbilong · Jun 6, 2014

Galaktus said:
Unless you have a certificate of discharge from a mental institution, how can you prove your sanity?

How can you prove your stanity?

gdgeorge · Jun 6, 2014

Alright... Everyone Stanned fast and Stanned by!

Hardik · Jun 6, 2014

He's THE man !

Who else could take that manly title ?

Zekethefarmer · Jun 6, 2014

As I understand it, as long as "bird is the word", "Stan" is, and will continue to be, "the man".

That punctuation made me dizzy.

sgreenstreet · Jun 6, 2014

Stan walks his dog on my lawn every morning at about 7:10. One of these days...

Alaskan · Jun 6, 2014

I've been looking into getting an Annuity to help finance my retirement. And have been talking to Stan The Annuity Man.

http://www.stantheannuityman.com/

He's not the most mellow individual I've ever spoken too.

ColdMeatJelly · Jun 6, 2014

August West said:
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Howd you get my picture, especially before my shave? I may or may not have been playing with poop just after that picture was taken... I mean doing my taxes. Dang NSA, how embarrassing.