I have found out there have been others acting as if they were me in refrigerators around the globe. Would all please check them for poultry spending some time alone and assuming MY identity!?! There are rumors of canned hams and SPAM having similar ideas of forming some sort of cold meat jelly conspiracy against me. Oh, wait.... I DEMAND you take action or I will be forced to unplug my refrigerator.
Stan the Man....Springs1...I found a dead badger.....
They say you can measure the greatness of an institution by the richness of the traditions it supports.
I think we can all rightly claim we belong in an institution.
As long as we're discussing titles, may I ask what are the criteria for these titles?
Is this what you are thinking about?
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/272385-I-found-a-dead-Badger
Given your user name, you should know. Oh, sorry, I just looked closer; your name is "Alaskan" and not "I'llAskStan".Who, May I Ask, Is Stan?
Unless you have a certificate of discharge from a mental institution, how can you prove your sanity?