This I believe to be true.
I think they have satanic masses when we're not around.
Rub their butt on your pillow.
Many times I've left in the morning and the cat is sleeping on the bed.
Get home 10+ hours later - and she's in the exact same spot.
What a life.
Cats are smarter than dogs.The Difference Between Dogs and Cats:
When you feed a dog, it thinks, "You're feeding me, you must be a god."
When you feed a cat, it thinks, "You're feeding me, I must be a god."