Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

Chuck Norris KNOWS how high 'up' is.


Chuck Norris knows EXACTLY how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Dozens of toy factory workers were killed due to Chuck Norris action figures having a Chuck Norris approved roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can peel an apple bare-handed

Chuck Norris says all roads lead to pain.

Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was unleashed.

Shameless copy from a recent satellite TV ad:

"Chuck Norris makes onions cry."

Chuck Norris does not want to be deleted.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for talking the name of what he calls the universe.



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Chuck Norris considers the Three Laws of Thermodynanics to be quaint suggestions.

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?? Believe me, Chuck Norris is certain.

You can run from Chuck Norris but you will just die tired.

When Cuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.



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Someone once told Chuck Norris that time travel was impossible, he just laughed and round house kicked them one week into the future to prove it.

Chuck made me bump this thread.....with his mind.

Chuck Norris is a purple belt (probably a black belt now) in brazilian jiu jitsu under carlos machado.

Chuck Norris died three years ago.

The Grim Reaper is still afraid to tell him.

"Arnold Schwaezen who? Never heard of her"

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.

The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.