Your vote for worst cream ever?

[tukyou]

Monostat 7. The bathroom was dark and I thought I picked up the Proraso tube.

What??

Ok I had to stop reading this thread for a bit as I could not read through the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard

 

[Heatgain]

That would be Caswell-Massey 1752. My first shaving cream since I started this hobby in 2011, and still the worst.