" Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
Tiger Woods Joke
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Golfer will get it quicker.
Florida Highway Patrol asked Tiger's wife how many times she swung the club at Tiger. She said "3-4 times but put me down for 3."
Florida Highway Patrol asked Tiger's wife how many times she swung the club at Tiger. She said "3-4 times but put me down for 3."
Golfer will get it quicker.
Florida Highway Patrol asked Tiger's wife how many times she swung the club at Tiger. She said "3-4 times but put me down for 3."
This one I liked
What is par for the back window of an Escalade anyways?
I think she gets a free drop since it landed on the path...
Wanda Sykes said, "I think she used the wrong club."
Conan said something like, "We have hundreds of Tiger Woods jokes. They practically write themselves."
I liked the headline in the New York Post a couple days ago: "Tiger admits: I'm a cheetah"
After his wife and mistresses are through with him his next book will be "Golf without balls"
What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Commander Quan
Commander Yellow Pantyhose
Q: What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They both get clubbed by Scandinavians
A: They both get clubbed by Scandinavians
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There's a good chance that Elin Woods will become the leading money winner on the PGA Tour.
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Wow, that's fantastic! SNL's sketch about Tiger Woods this week was barely funny, but I think if this joke had played during "Weekend Update" it would have gotten more laughs.
Q. Why did Tiger leave the house at 2:00 a.m.?
A. He was driving for a hole in one.
Jeff in Boston
A. He was driving for a hole in one.
Jeff in Boston
