State Trooper

[coyotewhisper]

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”

 

[morgantruce]

I sure couldn't... drunk or sober.

 

[TexFlood]

That's a good one. I was driving down I-35 through Austin one day in a firebird looking fire my exit on a map. Somebody told me to put the map away and watch the road, just which was strange so was alone in the car! Had my windows down and it was a motorcycle cop driving beside me! I put the map away and drove on...

 

[Doc4]

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

I sure couldn't... drunk or sober.

morgan:

...me too!

[FONT=&quot] "The secret to humor is surprise". Aristotle[/FONT]

 

[BSAGuy]

 

[Doc4]

 

[the_edski]

I've always got a kick out of this joke/urban legend

"A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Motorcycle Cop's Ball." He replied, "Motorcycle cops don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes."

 

[YKMV]

for both of them

 

[ElectroMike]

And here I thought there would a blond and a breathalyzer type humor involved here!