Dear Stan,
I hereby demand a gold and rhodium plated CNC machined stainless steel adjustable open-comb slant, with a removable handle. Also, I demand that the gold plating be applied by hand in a tiger-stripe pattern, and ideally, it would be a carbine action, two-hundred shot range model with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time. Oh, and it would be really great if you could keep the cost under $60, okay?
Anything less will not be tolerated.
Signed,
All of Badger and Blade
I hereby demand a gold and rhodium plated CNC machined stainless steel adjustable open-comb slant, with a removable handle. Also, I demand that the gold plating be applied by hand in a tiger-stripe pattern, and ideally, it would be a carbine action, two-hundred shot range model with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time. Oh, and it would be really great if you could keep the cost under $60, okay?
Anything less will not be tolerated.
Signed,
All of Badger and Blade