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He quickly responded via email and I quote, "we are not in the business of holding hands - we polish / plate razors and we stand behind our work. we cannot give you updates every single day. you will get your razor as soon as we get it from the platers. please do not contact us again until you get your razor back."
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That response is priceless. I consider a paying customer to be the boss/supervisor in relation to a business. I wouldn't dare saying to my boss or commanding officer, "Sir, stop asking me to hold your hand. I can't give you updates every single day. I'll get it done as soon as I get it done. Don't ask again until I'm done."
If I said that, I'd be packing up my desk or be subject to UCMJ action.