I was accused of being a grumpy old man today.
What makes an older man grumpy?
I say it is this darn arthritis.
Thoughts?
What makes an older man grumpy?
I say it is this darn arthritis.
Thoughts?
Grumpy Old Man
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Sometimes I'm not so agreeable with everyone, and I know it.
You should know if you weren't all that friendly.
Let someone else speak his words.
You should know if you weren't all that friendly.
Let someone else speak his words.
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You are right, [MENTION=7510]Billski[/MENTION]. I have to work on that.
Not enough prune juice in the morning?
The wife had her wallet and phone stolen out of her purse at the supermarket this weekend....I said something about it.
All of the sudden I was to blame for the whole dang thing.
All of the sudden I was to blame for the whole dang thing.
The wife had her wallet and phone stolen out of her purse at the supermarket this weekend....I said something about it.
That's it!!! Women make us grumpy. Or is it no women makes us grumpy, darn it I thought I had it figured out. What were we talking about?
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Women, bad drivers, rap music, and tighty whiteys with stretched-out elastic.
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Mama always said grumpy is as grumpy does.
what makes me a grumpy old man?
1. I hate people walking on my lawn.
2. I'm upset that the new family at the end of the cul-de-sac just let their kids play in the street.
3. I don't like the government taking my money.
4. I'm afraid of being attacked by robots (that's why I have Old Glory insurance).
[video]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766[/video]
1. I hate people walking on my lawn.
2. I'm upset that the new family at the end of the cul-de-sac just let their kids play in the street.
3. I don't like the government taking my money.
4. I'm afraid of being attacked by robots (that's why I have Old Glory insurance).
[video]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766[/video]
I'm grumpy and I'm proud. I dislike people in general, they are an annoyance and inconvenience. The only thing that makes this site tolerable is I pretend I'm talking to a bunch of bobble heads. I think it has to do with the avatars.
L'il Kim crashing her Porche into an underwear factory has got to send you into cardiac arrest!
Did someone page me? My wife says Grumpy Old Men was cast with me and my best friend in mind. Even though we were both in our very early thirties when that movie was made. Wait a minute...
We like Grumpy Old Men in these parts
I grump therefore I am 
