So the question is
Vs.
Vs.
Ginger or Mary Ann
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Always liked redheads and even married one. However, Ginger was a little too flashy and high maintenance for me. Mary Ann was much cuter and more down to earth.
This is too funny, if not true.
Oh you had to go there. Mr. Buzz-kill!
+1
If you are like me and know the story behind Mary Ann's mug-shot there that only exponentially increases her desirability, not lowers it.
Mary Ann. I prefer simply pleasures.
I
redheads!! I married one
redheads!! I married oneThis discussion was handled well, here... 
Mary-Ann. Before you ask Betty Rubble over Wilma Flintstone and Betty over Veronica from the Archie comics.
And Linda McCartney over Yoko Ono.
Quit destroying my adolescent memories!!!
This discussion was handled well, here...
Ok. I want that 5 minutes back.
I was 3/4 the way through it before I realized that is was a sick version of badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom, and that there would be no point to it!
Mrs. Howell over Yoko Ono
OldSaw
The wife's investment
As a red head I am naturally attracted to the red head. However, (there's always a however) the Mary Ann, "made you a banana cream pie", personality takes the cake. But I had to abstain from voting in favor of the woman who snuggled up next to me while I took a nap today, that would be my beloved bride.
My theory was always that the professor intentionally sabotaged the boat.
No... wait... hear me out...
See, back "in the world" he was just this geek. Hanging around the university, checking out all the hot girls, but basically not getting any action because he was a nerdy professor.
So, he's on vacation and he finds himself on a three hour cruise with not one but two hot girls. What to do? Three hours is not nearly enough time to get anywhere with these two. They are both out of his league. Just then a storm comes up and he has a epiphany. While everybody is distracted, it would be pretty easy to slip away and disable the boat. He would know the flow of the tides, etc. He would know that they would drift ashore somewhere. And with 1960's search and rescue methods it would be pretty easy to stay hidden for as long as he needs.
He would also know that the millionaire is married with his wife present, effectively putting him out of the game. The skipper and "Little Buddy", well.... So he has a pretty clear run at both of the single ladies!
I mean, come on! The guy can build a telephone exchange out of coconuts but he can't fix a boat? Yeah, right...
No... wait... hear me out...
See, back "in the world" he was just this geek. Hanging around the university, checking out all the hot girls, but basically not getting any action because he was a nerdy professor.
So, he's on vacation and he finds himself on a three hour cruise with not one but two hot girls. What to do? Three hours is not nearly enough time to get anywhere with these two. They are both out of his league. Just then a storm comes up and he has a epiphany. While everybody is distracted, it would be pretty easy to slip away and disable the boat. He would know the flow of the tides, etc. He would know that they would drift ashore somewhere. And with 1960's search and rescue methods it would be pretty easy to stay hidden for as long as he needs.
He would also know that the millionaire is married with his wife present, effectively putting him out of the game. The skipper and "Little Buddy", well.... So he has a pretty clear run at both of the single ladies!
I mean, come on! The guy can build a telephone exchange out of coconuts but he can't fix a boat? Yeah, right...
Good one. I won't up the ante.
OldSaw
The wife's investment
Ok, was there ever any question about that one?
If only two women are left on the whole planet and one of them is Yoko Ono, it's the other one, no matter how homely she may be.
I'm with ya on that one. She hit every branch on the way down.
Got a thing for Peppermint Patty do ya?
Yes I know it's in reference to the "little red haired girl". Maybe.
Voted Mary Ann. But I wouldn't turn Ginger away either.
