"Yes, that actually IS a gun in my pocket, and no, I'm not "really glad" to see you."Had a lady in church throw her arm around me in a hug unexpectedly, arm did not make it down in time and her hand landed right on my Glock.
The look she gave me was real interesting till I explained ...
I got married with my off duty weapon
I got married with my fiancee. To each his own, I guess.