Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

[azmark]

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Winner Winner

 

[kg4ghn]

Winner Winner

If you've never seen any of the Will it Blend? videos, they are great. They blend all kinds of stuff for advertising for their $400 blenders.

 

[dpm802]

What happened when Chuck Norris ate too many bananas?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1820541640211440340#

 

[DFrancis]

Chuck Norris dresses up as God for Halloween, nobody notices the difference.

 

[Shane]

You know the old saying, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"?

Well, every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets set on fire.

 

[SRock]

Chuck Norris has a nightlight in his room, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

 

[blackfoot]

 

[a_bit_crafty]

Well, my mom is unusually fond of Chuck Norris...

 

[damooshki]

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That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

 

[azmark]

My mom said she shook his hand once. Maybe that's all it takes

 

[azmark]

Wow it's true.

 

[azmark]

Sharks created "Chuck Norris Week" on the Discovery Channel.

 

[a_bit_crafty]

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding. (OK, I stole that.)

 

[SRock]

How cool would that be!?!?

 

[blackfoot]

Sharks created "Chuck Norris Week" on the Discovery Channel.

 

[SRock]

He's here!

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

He's here!

Hi, Dad!!!

 

[azmark]

He's here!

He may be the member behind B&B

What if Joel is just the front man for Chuck? <-------------Conspiracy theory

 

[blackfoot]

"Chuck Norris hasn't made any friends yet."