Well we here in Jersey always have the penguin meat black market..... youse know "psssst youse want to buy some hot Connecticut penguin meat?"I can't reveal my sources. I mean, it's not like these penguins are jumping into my oven and pulling the door shut. The hunting trip was a disaster, the clean-up bills from the DNR are still coming in. I gotta get my penguin brisket and bacon from somewhere... Right!?!?