Why Load Up on Soaps?

[Ru4scuba?]

+1 It would be wise to be smooth and loaded to fend off zombies and look classy for any remaining ladies



Sorry brother, word on the street is besides brains, zombies like eating the triple milled soaps

Crap...better run and buy more TGQ, SCS then!

 

[Seraphim]

The guys out there in the world using vibrating Mach 5s and canned goo already are the living dead.....


Stock up while you can, boys!

 

[ackvil]

Why do men have nipples?

Its essentially the same type of rhetorical question

Speed bumps for when we shave too fast down our necks.

Terry

What sound does a squirrel make?

Which reminds me. When's the Moos buy?

Crap...better run and buy more TGQ, SCS then!

Now you guys did it. Got me laughing so hard I woke up my wife! Now I am in real trouble.

 

[honed]

The question is why you shouldn't hord soaps.

 

[DFrancis]

vacuum sealing MWF, that is brilliant! I have a pair of picks on the way, may have to order more.

 

[Picaro]

It's like asking why load up on ammo but when the zombies attack at the same time shavepocalypse occurs you'll be the one all your friends come to.

"If rendered zombie tallow proves ineffective in soap making, one can always smear badger grease on the whiskers "...Book of Shavepocalypse Preparedness, Chapter 4

 

[proxymoron]

I can only assume OCD is widespread in this hobby..I am instituting a "Do I Really Need that Many" 1 day buffer period before pulling purchase trigger.....

Totally with you (despite my OCD). I bought a puck/bowl from the deal and almost bought more before I remembered how many products I have yet to try... and that's just the famous ones. Sometimes you just have to turn off the B&B and slowly step away.

 

[azmark]

"If rendered zombie tallow proves ineffective in soap making, one can always smear badger grease on the whiskers "...Book of Shavepocalypse Preparedness, Chapter 4

I'm still on Chapter 1: What soaps go well with a .45acp

 

[Ru4scuba?]

I'm still on Chapter 1: What soaps go well with a .45acp

TGQ Leatherneck comes to mind...lather up with this and Sgt Maj Plumley will be tearing you a new rear end!

 

[Valkosipuli]

Only reason for me why to load up on soap,creme,aftershave,cologne is to have variety!

 

[jstutman]

It's like asking why load up on ammo but when the zombies attack at the same time shavepocalypse occurs you'll be the one all your friends come to.

I stock up on both, sadly I think I will still run out of ammo before my soap. Least I will have a clean face when i become a zombie

 

[Ru4scuba?]

I stock up on both, sadly I think I will still run out of ammo before my soap. Least I will have a clean face when i become a zombie

 

[Dave_D]

Why load up on soaps?
The industry has a precedent of not leaving things well enough alone.

 

[Seraphim]

Why load up on soaps?
The industry has a precedent of not leaving things well enough alone.

Yup.


Yardleys: Done

Penhaligon's: Reformulated

Trumpers: Reformulated

Williams: Regurgitated

 

[Ru4scuba?]

Why load up on soaps?
The industry has a precedent of not leaving things well enough alone.

Good point...now why oh why did I get rid of my Pen's BB Tallow 5th bowl?

 

[Mike Schutz]

Maybe when they discontinue all of our tallow based shaving soap we can all switch to using Fels-naptha. It's been around longer than Moses and even if they reforumlate it, there's enough leftover in old laundry rooms to keep e-bay buisy forever. Long Live Tallow!!