They can have my wallet. I haven't opened it in 3 years so there probably isn't anything I need in it. Money always goes in pockets(plural) that way If if in an unfortunate situation ther is a good chance I would only lose a small amount of cash instead of all of it. I keep change from a $20 in one pocket and the rest in the other.
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I'm surprised only one person mentioned using the Veg as a deterent...that would be my choice and if that failed, the inexplicable sound of the slide moving on a 12 gauge usually works as well.
There is something unmistakable about the sound of pumping a shell into the chamber of a shotgun.
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Xezmer, you probably did not this this thread would go in the direction it has.
It sure is interesting though.
No need to rack that pump anymore, be all stealthy like...except for the sound of a safety clicking off.
This is my boom stick!
This is my boom stick!
No need to rack that pump anymore, be all stealthy like...except for the sound of a safety clicking off.
This is my boom stick!
I don't care what anyone says...
I love that movie.
Getting into my house is a lot easier then getting into my den. The bank vault door on my bathroom would take them hours to crack! I have kids, and when the handle of my G5 mysteriously fell off I had to take desperate measures......
I have nothing in my wallet I couldn't get replaced in less than a week, so they can have it.
Mind you, replacing an entire den with insurance money could be MIGHTY fun!
OK OK, I let them have the wallet, and my 2 year old.
I have nothing in my wallet I couldn't get replaced in less than a week, so they can have it.
Mind you, replacing an entire den with insurance money could be MIGHTY fun!
OK OK, I let them have the wallet, and my 2 year old.
I always thought it meant the following:
Take the razors, get the .38 for free. One problem- I would be delivering the ammo a bit faster than they'd like.
I'd skip the guns and go straight to chemical warfare.
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Agreed. I could get that plisson I was always curious about.
Really? I was thinking more along the lines of....
You should try the book!
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
That was pretty funny book!
Take the wallet, leave the shave gear. The contents of the wallet would be easier to replace than some of the shave gear,and some of the razors are ones that my father used to use.
I'd skip the guns and go straight to chemical warfare.
I seem to remember having to defend my den against a renegade bottle of the Veg once.....or was it all a bad dream?
Was Stan The Man agitating your nightmares, ur, uh, I mean dreams again with the Super Soaker full of Veg
!?!
Neither,
I'll shave him till he's got severe razor burn.
Then I'll go ATG & rub his face with an alum block 
- Once I'm done, I'll gently smash the alum block on his head 
-&- shove a whole bottle of spanish floid into his nostrils. Then I'll probably apologize, give him a few shaving tips - ask him for some help with cleaning up the alum mess - give him a cup of my specially brewed tea & I might ask him to become a member of badger & blade. So I don't lose my shave den or my wallet. I think I need some sleep.
I'll shave him till he's got severe razor burn.
Then I'll go ATG & rub his face with an alum block - Once I'm done, I'll gently smash the alum block on his head -&- shove a whole bottle of spanish floid into his nostrils. Then I'll probably apologize, give him a few shaving tips - ask him for some help with cleaning up the alum mess - give him a cup of my specially brewed tea & I might ask him to become a member of badger & blade. So I don't lose my shave den or my wallet. I think I need some sleep.
If a robber comes in and goes for my shave den, I'll know he's a member of B&B and try to make him a deal.
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