Jokes that make you groan
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My wife called and said she saw a bear on the way to work...
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me.
Did you hear about the man who threw snow on his neighbours driveway and yelled: ‘Now do you get my drift?’
Daughter: "Dad, I have a flat tire"
Dad: "See if your boyfriend can help you with it"
Daughter: "I called him but he wasn't home"
Dad: "Do you have a spare"
Daughter: "Yes but he wasn't home either"
Dad: "See if your boyfriend can help you with it"
Daughter: "I called him but he wasn't home"
Dad: "Do you have a spare"
Daughter: "Yes but he wasn't home either"
Why did the lawyer show up to court in his underwear?
He forgot his lawsuit.
To all those men who moan and whine about how difficult it is to cultivate apples, I say: ‘Grow a pear!’
You did that on porpoise
Accordion to you, I did.You did that on porpoise
People are always skeptical when I say I climbed Mount Everest.
But it’s true, I made it up.
But it’s true, I made it up.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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