Jokes that make you groan

[luvmysuper]

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Red right returning

 

[noodles hovar]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Ankerwycke]

I’ve found that the best place to hide Christmas presents is in the mouth of a gift horse.

 

[captp]

 

[captp]

 

[captp]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[noodles hovar]

 

[Ankerwycke]

A tibetan housewife walks into her smoke filled kitchen and groans: ‘Oh my baking yak!’

 

[Price]

 

[Slapo]

From a random Reddit thread:

Computer scientists: "We have invented a virtual dummy who is constantly wrong."
Tech CEOs: "Let's add it to every product."
Comment by PMMeYourWorstThought: "This is silly. Computer scientists didn’t invent the tech CEO. We can’t be blamed for that."

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Ankerwycke]

I wanted to name our son after my father, but my wife didn’t think Dad was a good name for a boy.

 

[DEgeezer]

Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

 

[ackvil]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Ankerwycke]

Wife: ‘Be honest with me, darling. Do you only love me because my father left me a fortune?

Husband: ‘Don’t be silly. I’d love you no matter who left you a fortune.’

 

[Eric_75]