Jokes that make you groan
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Boss: ‘How long have you worked here?’
Employee: ‘Ever since you threatened to sack me.’
Employee: ‘Ever since you threatened to sack me.’
Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical.
Why don't termites get sick?
Because they have ant-ibodies...
EMPLOYEES MUST
WASH HANDS IF NO EMPLOYEE IS AVAILABLE, PLEASE DO IT
YOURSELF.
-stole this from the picture tag thread-
WASH HANDS IF NO EMPLOYEE IS AVAILABLE, PLEASE DO IT
YOURSELF.
-stole this from the picture tag thread-
I went to a psychic and accidentally broke her crystal ball.
It cost me a fortune.
It cost me a fortune.
Four of my grandsons are 4-8 years old. Every joke they tell has either "butt" or "diarrhea" in the punchline.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Poopy diarrhea butt pants."
You get the idea.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Poopy diarrhea butt pants."
You get the idea.
Elf in a belch?
Oh, sure @Dave himself. Laugh it up. Until such time as the five year old bellows that exact same joke in a crowded restaurant.
All of the other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games.
I wanted to start a bakery business, but I couldn’t raise the dough.
You could if you weren’t such a loaf ‘er
I was bread for it!
You had a half baked idea.
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