Nope. A proper limerick has to be obscene.
Jokes that make you groan
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I asked Ivan why he was glumNope. A proper limerick has to be obscene.
said he'd just run out of Alum
"It's required to fix
all the weepers and nicks
That I get when I'm shaving my bum"
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That's a good one.
I asked why he was still so glum
Said he'd finished shaving his bum
But, here was the thing
He could not now bring
To use this for shaving his mum.
Said he'd finished shaving his bum
But, here was the thing
He could not now bring
To use this for shaving his mum.
No jokes about my mum, please.
Nobody ever takes pictures from the back of the sphinx because it sphinx back there
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.
We put it in Tupperware and wait for it to go bad and then we throw it away.
We put it in Tupperware and wait for it to go bad and then we throw it away.
This is my daughter summed up perfectly.
Husband: ‘Did you hear the thunder last night?’
Wife: ‘No, why didn’t you wake me? You know I can’t sleep through a storm.’
Wife: ‘No, why didn’t you wake me? You know I can’t sleep through a storm.’
What’s a cat’s favorite kitchen utensil?
A whisker
What is the opposite of a Debby Downer?
A Bethamphetamine
A Bethamphetamine
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