Can I be "in" with this humorous addendum?
Happy Belated birthday by the way!
Happy Belated birthday by the way!
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Its My Birthday PIF
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Sure, I'll make you one. Umm... do you have seventeen dollars and a good watch?
Wow some truly great items there. Very nicely done sir! I hope your birthday was a happy one.
I don't know many jokes off the top of my head but the other day I was asking my four year old niece what she wanted for Christmas. She is obsessed with animals these days and immediately fired off a list of creatures she hoped Santa would bring her, "a dog, a parrot, a snake and a mice." Before remarking about her interesting choices my admittedly mildly pedantic self decided that I must first correct her choice of word regarding the rodent. I asked her "and what do you call just one mice Brookie?" and after thinking for about three seconds she confidently replied..... "Fred!" That conversation was over, and she had won.
I don't know many jokes off the top of my head but the other day I was asking my four year old niece what she wanted for Christmas. She is obsessed with animals these days and immediately fired off a list of creatures she hoped Santa would bring her, "a dog, a parrot, a snake and a mice." Before remarking about her interesting choices my admittedly mildly pedantic self decided that I must first correct her choice of word regarding the rodent. I asked her "and what do you call just one mice Brookie?" and after thinking for about three seconds she confidently replied..... "Fred!" That conversation was over, and she had won.
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I have 16.50, and a seiko that someone went and stuck on saturday i picked up somewhere or another
had she had called the mouse Donald, you would have won, but your in the running good sir, great story, ill let you know if Brook wins, although im not so sure you should give her the knife,... um or the straight,... or the blade to the SE,... but the pen is okay
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what is this jockery, post DQ'd on the grounds im to lazy to go to youtube to watch your video (i totally went anyway so your not dq'd)
thanks for the Bday wishes though !
No, no, no. It was supposed to be two dollars and a Casio. I'm afraid I'm going to have to say goodnight.
We'll be keeping our fingers crossed!
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dont shave like that, trust me it doesnt help, things get much worse
Ah! Hadn't thought about that. Thanks for the tip.
You've been drinking... haven't you?!!! Wait, let me spell it like you can understand. yoov bin drinkun, hvant ya..?.
I liked your post asking about uncommon DEs.
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/310702-The-quot-Not-Gillette-quot-Vintage-DE-Thread
Without it I would probably never have seen a Segal. I know that I wouldn't have dreamed an odd DE like that existed.
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I WILL wish you a happy birthday, but don't worry I won't go too far.
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/310702-The-quot-Not-Gillette-quot-Vintage-DE-Thread
Without it I would probably never have seen a Segal. I know that I wouldn't have dreamed an odd DE like that existed.
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I WILL wish you a happy birthday, but don't worry I won't go too far.
Happy Birthday! Take care.
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You've been drinking... haven't you?!!! Wait, let me spell it like you can understand. yoov bin drinkun, hvant ya..?.
no I'm sober... but very tired- Thread starter
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Thanks for dropping by and the well wishes
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Wow thats great, i love that thread so many cool razors ive never heard of in there, segals are cool if you dont mind modifying the blades
A very generous PIF indeed... and HAPPY B-DAY!
Here's my entry into the fray...
Two bikers are closing a bar and their conversation goes something like this:
A: Gee bro, I really love drinking with you all night but, when I get home, my old lady always gives me s#*t.
B: What do you mean? Why's she giving you a hard time?
A: I don't know, man. I live at the bottom of a hill so, each night, on my way home, I cut the engine and coast, real quite like, into the drive way. I don't even put the bike in my garage.
Then, I carefully open the front door and sneak up the stairs. I quietly take off my close and creep into bed and she always wakes up screaming, "If you keep this drinking up, I'm going to divorce you!"
B: Dude, you're doing it all wrong!
A: What do you mean I'm doing it all wrong! What do you do?
B: Well, I gun the pipes all the way home, slam into the garage door, kick the cat, march upstairs and tear my cloths off. I dive into bed and shout, "Honey, I'm drunk and I'm horny!" and she never wakes up!
Here's my entry into the fray...
Two bikers are closing a bar and their conversation goes something like this:
A: Gee bro, I really love drinking with you all night but, when I get home, my old lady always gives me s#*t.
B: What do you mean? Why's she giving you a hard time?
A: I don't know, man. I live at the bottom of a hill so, each night, on my way home, I cut the engine and coast, real quite like, into the drive way. I don't even put the bike in my garage.
Then, I carefully open the front door and sneak up the stairs. I quietly take off my close and creep into bed and she always wakes up screaming, "If you keep this drinking up, I'm going to divorce you!"
B: Dude, you're doing it all wrong!
A: What do you mean I'm doing it all wrong! What do you do?
B: Well, I gun the pipes all the way home, slam into the garage door, kick the cat, march upstairs and tear my cloths off. I dive into bed and shout, "Honey, I'm drunk and I'm horny!" and she never wakes up!
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Kicks the cat? Hope it doesn't poop in his helmet
It twas but, a stunt kitty - no animals were harmed during the recreation of the story 
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first we have to sing happy birthday.
I have a friend who is a professional clown, he hates telling people what he does for a living because the people always say " do something funny." At that moment he can't think of anything.
He took me to the clown store, witch is a store for clowns. No,You can not bye clowns there, you bye preforming arts supplies there. I have been there numerous times but I can't remember any thing funny happening.
They do have a sine up saying "we do not sell lions, tigers, bares, elephants, or rabbits."
I have a friend who is a professional clown, he hates telling people what he does for a living because the people always say " do something funny." At that moment he can't think of anything.
He took me to the clown store, witch is a store for clowns. No,You can not bye clowns there, you bye preforming arts supplies there. I have been there numerous times but I can't remember any thing funny happening.
They do have a sine up saying "we do not sell lions, tigers, bares, elephants, or rabbits."
I guess I might as well jump into the party, also...although if I win, a few of the items might get re-PIFed (is that a word?).
Here's a classic shaving joke that you guys (gals?) might appreciate.
Here's a classic shaving joke that you guys (gals?) might appreciate.
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is lathering him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum.''
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?''
"No problem,'' says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.''
"I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum.''
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?''
"No problem,'' says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.''
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