CzechCzar
Use the Fat, Luke!
Haslinger, and it’s not even close.
I have a puck of mwf that’s been unused since I gave up on it.
MWF:
Is expensive
Has a breakable container that is too big for the soap
Depends on exogenous factors such as the weather, who won the last football game, to decide whether it feels like lathering properly
Even when it does lather properly, it is an underwhelming lather
Leaves a gross tacky skinfeel
Collaborates with the enemy
Contrast this with Haslinger:
Can take as much water as you can throw at it. Lathers better and better each shave. It doesn’t care if you give it a lot or a little water.
Is cheap
Mildly scented so it doesn’t clash with aftershave
Is made by one dude
Conditions the skin so well you don’t really need aftershave
No frilly nonsense container
I have a puck of mwf that’s been unused since I gave up on it.
MWF:
Is expensive
Has a breakable container that is too big for the soap
Depends on exogenous factors such as the weather, who won the last football game, to decide whether it feels like lathering properly
Even when it does lather properly, it is an underwhelming lather
Leaves a gross tacky skinfeel
Collaborates with the enemy
Contrast this with Haslinger:
Can take as much water as you can throw at it. Lathers better and better each shave. It doesn’t care if you give it a lot or a little water.
Is cheap
Mildly scented so it doesn’t clash with aftershave
Is made by one dude
Conditions the skin so well you don’t really need aftershave
No frilly nonsense container