This week's PIF is a flask, nearly full, of Krampert's Bay Rum and a bottle, nearly empty, of same. Do the math.
It's time to move this most excellent product on to someone who enjoys Bay Rum. It's a terrific product but not one that I use. The clove and bay scents kept fooling my labrador into thinking I was a thanksgiving turkey and several times I woke up in the middle of the night to see her staring intently at my face with a look of confusion and deep indecision and a string of drool hanging from her mouth. It was too unsettling.
Any member in good standing, by which I mean not Ouch, is eligible for the PIF. Simply state that you don't mind being the object of a labrador's gustatorial affections and the risks that entails and you're entered. Try and say something clever or wise or funny if you can. If you can't, then say as little as possible. Oh yeah. With apologies, this is CONUS only due to the alcohol in the AS.
Now that I think about it, here's a complete list of people not eligible for the PIF:
Anyone who teaches Irish Dancing.
Anyone studying Irish Dancing.
That guy with the bluetooth headset talking in the elevator (I've removed myself from consideration).
That Caillou kid. Can't stand him.
The girl who went to the Hall and Oates concert with me in 1978 and didn't go out with me again.
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Anyone who's never met me before who calls me "buddy". I hate that.
Michael Bloomberg. You can afford your own AS, dude.
Gimli the Dwarf. C'mon. I know you'll just give it to Legolas. Or use it as deodorant.
The entire cast of Game of Thrones. What's the point. You're all going to die anyway.
Every one of you with too free a hand with the emojis. Stop it. Stop it now. USE YOUR WORDS!
Anyone who thought Speed Racer was better than Johnny Quest.
George Clooney. We all agree on that, right?
Anyone with more than 3 cats (being generous here folks).
All you people who don't leave my house when the party is over.
And any SOB who's ever kicked a dog. Why are you even breathing?
Ok, that curmudgeonly rant out of the way, here's the pic. Let the PIF commence. It ends this Sat. at midnight B&B Standard Time.
It's time to move this most excellent product on to someone who enjoys Bay Rum. It's a terrific product but not one that I use. The clove and bay scents kept fooling my labrador into thinking I was a thanksgiving turkey and several times I woke up in the middle of the night to see her staring intently at my face with a look of confusion and deep indecision and a string of drool hanging from her mouth. It was too unsettling.
Any member in good standing, by which I mean not Ouch, is eligible for the PIF. Simply state that you don't mind being the object of a labrador's gustatorial affections and the risks that entails and you're entered. Try and say something clever or wise or funny if you can. If you can't, then say as little as possible. Oh yeah. With apologies, this is CONUS only due to the alcohol in the AS.
Now that I think about it, here's a complete list of people not eligible for the PIF:
Anyone who teaches Irish Dancing.
Anyone studying Irish Dancing.
That guy with the bluetooth headset talking in the elevator (I've removed myself from consideration).
That Caillou kid. Can't stand him.
The girl who went to the Hall and Oates concert with me in 1978 and didn't go out with me again.
Springs1
Anyone who's never met me before who calls me "buddy". I hate that.
Michael Bloomberg. You can afford your own AS, dude.
Gimli the Dwarf. C'mon. I know you'll just give it to Legolas. Or use it as deodorant.
The entire cast of Game of Thrones. What's the point. You're all going to die anyway.
Every one of you with too free a hand with the emojis. Stop it. Stop it now. USE YOUR WORDS!
Anyone who thought Speed Racer was better than Johnny Quest.
George Clooney. We all agree on that, right?
Anyone with more than 3 cats (being generous here folks).
All you people who don't leave my house when the party is over.
And any SOB who's ever kicked a dog. Why are you even breathing?
Ok, that curmudgeonly rant out of the way, here's the pic. Let the PIF commence. It ends this Sat. at midnight B&B Standard Time.