The author has been missing since 2003! This only proves the it. Don't mess with "Big Blade"!
Ah, next shave I'll don my aluminium hat ... who knows what they put in the razor blades!
Actually with current nanotechnology the ink labeling on the blade can contain some very complicated circuitry. I've seen some reports of classified reports that indicate the blades are capable of carrying out genome analysis anytime the shaver nicks himself and transmitting this to a central database where the data is stored and analyzed for the purpose of selecting breeding stock for a post-apocalyptic utopia that the Bilderbergers are planning in conjunction with their alien handlers from planet Y-479833461. The plan is nearing implementation. The only drawback is finding a methodology for gene-mapping individuals with full beards. Supposedly there will be a media push to popularize male armpit shaving.
Where do I sign up to be breeding stock?Actually with current nanotechnology the ink labeling on the blade can contain some very complicated circuitry. I've seen some reports of classified reports that indicate the blades are capable of carrying out genome analysis anytime the shaver nicks himself and transmitting this to a central database where the data is stored and analyzed for the purpose of selecting breeding stock for a post-apocalyptic utopia that the Bilderbergers are planning in conjunction with their alien handlers from planet Y-479833461. The plan is nearing implementation. The only drawback is finding a methodology for gene-mapping individuals with full beards. Supposedly there will be a media push to popularize male armpit shaving.
Good luck finding a Walmart employee to unlock the cabinet!The local WalMart shaving supplies include a locked glass cabinet,similar to the one that the high dollar perfumes are kept in, and you have to ask a clerk to unlock it to get a package of cartridges.
It doesn't have to be directly on the shelf with the products. It could be mounted on the ceiling. It could be on the wall in the corner. It could be one of those fisheye cameras that are everywhere in stores.camera on the shelf snapping photos of gillette shoppers?
clearly that guy has never had to set a planogram.
where the heck would you hide it? every inch is covered with product.
heck..how many store employees stock that aisle daily? surely someone would see it.
even to simply hide the camera would be a feat. when do you do it? over night while the store is closed? then i'm sure you wouldn't be alone inside a Walmart over night so someone else would have to know what you are doing.
fat chance that never getting out in the media in 11 years.
Looks to have been inactive since 2003 - we've probably all been mapped and chipped since then - I better get my tin foil hat out
If there is a camera hidden by Gillette you can bet it has at least 7 lenses attached
Actually with current nanotechnology the ink labeling on the blade can contain some very complicated circuitry. I've seen some reports of classified reports that indicate the blades are capable of carrying out genome analysis anytime the shaver nicks himself and transmitting this to a central database where the data is stored and analyzed for the purpose of selecting breeding stock for a post-apocalyptic utopia that the Bilderbergers are planning in conjunction with their alien handlers from planet Y-479833461. The plan is nearing implementation. The only drawback is finding a methodology for gene-mapping individuals with full beards. Supposedly there will be a media push to popularize male armpit shaving.