Wellp. Apparently I can't have even mildly nice things.
After a month and a half of daily use, my Pilot Metro slipped out of my hands and landed nib down on my desk. Both tines are bent and the nib is pretty jacked up.
Doing some quick perusing, it doesn't even look like getting a replacement nib is a cost effective option.
Bummer.
The metros do use the same nib as the 78G which you can buy for ten bucks shipped on the bay its about your cheapest repair option