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Ouch, who put the rum in the ruma luma ding dong?
Why do we "drive" on a parkway and "park" on a driveway?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dear Ouch, I really enjoy shaving. What should I do?
Dear Ouch: What is the meaning of life?
Why do "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?
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Chuck Woolery.
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Not everyone. My wife parks on the parkway and drives on our driveway. I have tickets and receipts for tail lights to prove it.
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It's a polite way of saying that those who veer from their ideal weight have no chance, at least as far as scoring is concerned.
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Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
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Ouch,
My wife's birthday is in a couple weeks, she ask for a treadmill. Any advice?
My wife's birthday is in a couple weeks, she ask for a treadmill. Any advice?
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Tell her she looks so good, she doesn't need a treadmill.
Which is correct?
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini -
A yellow cloth Bikini with darker color polka dots on it, or:
A darker color cloth Bikini with Yellow polka dots on it?
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini -
A yellow cloth Bikini with darker color polka dots on it, or:
A darker color cloth Bikini with Yellow polka dots on it?
Dear Ouch.
How can one push toothpaste back into the tube from which it came?
I have always wanted to know this.
--james
How can one push toothpaste back into the tube from which it came?
I have always wanted to know this.
--james
Mr Ouch,
Over the years I've come to respect your great and powerful intelligence, so I would like to know
Which way did the Egg Roll?
Over the years I've come to respect your great and powerful intelligence, so I would like to know
Which way did the Egg Roll?
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They should be so small as to be indistinguishable.
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