(Nid Hog summoned to head office, in which sit two Germans.)
Originally Posted by The Nid Hog
'Nid, you haff been safety inspector here for two years ... vatt inishateeves haff you zpearheaded in zat time?'
'... um, all of them?'
'I zee ... and zo you hafs zome planss for zee futur?'
'I sure do!'
'... ... ... such as??'
'Well, ... ... ... I wish the ebonite pen vending machines weren't so picky about taking beat up dollar bills ... because ... a lot of ... guys like pens ... made of ... ebonite?'
'Vee underztand, Nid. After all, vee are from zee LAND of EBONITE.'
' ... mmm, the Land of Ebonite ...'
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I've got a cat named Beefeater and a dog named Beefeater, and two goldfish called Beefeater and Beefeater. There's Beefeater my hamster and Beefeater my horse, and my piglet, known as Beefeater of course.
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