You know, they say if you faceturbate too much you'll grow hair on your face.
Jeff in Boston
Jeff in Boston
What my wife caught me doing last night...
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I'm not faceturbating all day, I'm applying miracle grow!!! Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.
I been caught during the day, My wife usually joins in the fun though. She likes the BBS style cheeks. Face cheeks, of course...
I enjoy faceturbating in public!
Faceturbating is my new favorite word. 
I don't know what is funnier you getting caught faceturbating in your sleep or you telling us that's what you do in your sleep!!!
+1000 V/V/funny
I'm off to change the undies!!
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Oscar.
I thought I was going to have to merge this with the "Palm pilot help" thread.
Sounds like a perfect setting for a Harry met Sally remake, except it may be Hairy met sally.
And I thought that this was a G rated forum. G for gentleman and gentlewoman. I must re evaluated things now.
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Hmmmmmmmmmm. I don't think I'll touch this one.
If you shave anything else, please don't mention the results to us 
Ok I'm not proud of this, and I'm not sure if it's legal but I faceturbate while driving.
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Ok I'm not proud of this, and I'm not sure if it's legal but I faceturbate while driving.
That is too funny. I can't help it, if I don't pay attention, my hand just finds it's way up there and before you know it....
It's just so... so soft.
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And I thought that this was a G rated forum. G for gentleman and gentlewoman. I must re evaluated things now.
*ahem*
It's in the wiki.. I think it's always been here.
No one has said it so I will say it,
I'm facetrubating right now!
HAHA! I was doing the same thing! Now I dont feel so weird
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