I rub some on the weather-stripping on my car doors with a cloth every fall to keep them from freezing shut.
LPS is still made, though it is more of an electronics cleaner/lubricant.
And WD40, at 50% mineral spirits... I would hardly say that "there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you"
It's not particularly harmful as far as contact or even inhalation, but I would not drink the stuff.
I literally laughed so hard at this, i dont know why.I use WD-40 in sandwiches.