Amen! I pray my lovely War Department keeps me around, especially now that I'm just one more thing to dust and vacuum around!
Sunday Hate Money?
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I want to keep you around @FarmerTan! You always entertain me, and you always have this secret advice, that you swoosh out like a straight razor, of shaving wisdom and experience. Plus, everybody like the Van Dyke lol.
In the old days I could write a book of my smart mouth sayings and be not only incredibly handsome, but rich and famous as well!
Now no one reads!
Once again I have proven that it is much better to be rich than good looking, doggone! I'll take my wisdom, er, witticisms, to the grave with me. Then I'll be famous after I'm dead, like all the great artists!
My ex thanks me the 15th of the month for the "gift" I send here.
Yep. I can't afford to be unmarried doggone!My ex thanks me the 15th of the month for the "gift" I send here.
AND she keeps a journal. Pretty sure if I have an "accident" she'll never be charged!
