Shave the baby?

[Gray Wolf]

...

I NEED that eye bleach.... what has been seen, cannot be unseen!

 

[Mycon]

First of all, thank you for not posting the rear view, that's WAYYYYYY more disturbing!
Secondly, it's a conceptual art piece, not a real toy.
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Dear lord, why did I click that link?! There isn't much in the world that can shock me anymore, but
Did we use the entire truck of eyebleach yet? I might need a personal shipment.

Edited to remove accursed URL

 

[Zombasaur]

If this is the worst you have seen, you haven't trolled the dark depths of the internet!

 

[airplanedoc]

Secondly, it's a conceptual art piece, not a real toy.

that makes it so much better

 

[gollum83]

that makes it so much better

Make of it what you will.

 

[The Nid Hog]

I think I just threwup without actually doing so..Wife didn't like the pic either ;-(..what is up with these Japanese things?

Bizarre... but remember in Japan you can get soiled panties from vending machines.

Those toys aren't Japanese. The writing on the box is Chinese.

I've heard the story about Japanese vending machines for years too. It may well be that there are machines like that somewhere--there are scummy places everywhere. But for twenty five years or so I've walked up and down all kinds of streets in lots of different places in Japan and I've never seen anything like that.

 

[luvmysuper]

Those toys aren't Japanese. The writing on the box is Chinese.

I've heard the story about Japanese vending machines for years too. It may well be that there are machines like that somewhere--there are scummy places everywhere. But for twenty five years or so I've walked up and down all kinds of streets in lots of different places in Japan and I've never seen anything like that.

And if there were, by some chance, such a machine (and I don't believe there are) -
I have seen a lot worse with my own eyes on the streets of San Francisco and the Big Apple.

 

[airplanedoc]

I have seen a lot worse with my own eyes on the streets of San Francisco and the Big Apple.

and on the internet

 

[luvmysuper]

and on the internet

+1
Flaming goats and all.

 

[GFlanagan3]

+1
Flaming goats and all.

nope not gonna ask

 

[luvmysuper]

nope not gonna ask

Jason Alexander was reported to have said;
"if you google 'people who have sex with goats that are on fire', it will ask you to specify the type of goat."

And that in a nutshell pretty well describes the vast majority of the wasteland that we call the internet.

 

[August West]

I have seen a lot worse with my own eyes on the streets of San Francisco and the Big Apple.

Fleet Week?

 

[Haggises]

Wondering what - exactly please - were your search terms to come up with this thread...