Ah HA!!!! BUSTED!!!
People Sale
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Ah HA!!!! BUSTED!!!
How much is that hound dog in the window?" HOW MUCH is that PERSON in the window? The one with the wonderful head!Oh My G-D, They're HEADLESS!!!!!
Myrtle, come see this.
The one with the basketball nose
You know what a basketball nose is?
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What's in it for me?
ahem......(see title below)
I've agreed to be your assistant, remember? Believe me, that takes up enough of my efforts to warrant you backing me up once in a while.
Oh, I see! You believe you're entitled to back up, eh? Hmmm... alright, will this work?
Ease up on my lackey!
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What kind of people are we talking about?
Young Urban Professionals in Hoboken, so you may price them accordingly.
This is the new improved, cropped version.
Young urban professionals? Well no wonder they're 30% off!
lackey?rhymes with tacky or did you mean ..nah too easy
Well I can't call him a minion by order of the Czar.
Well I can't call him a minion by order of the Czar.
Plus, I'm not really functional as a minion. Minions do less thinking, I think.
That's not much of a concern anyway. You're paid below minimum wage to be funny not think.
That's not much of a concern anyway. You're paid below minimum wage to be funny not think.
What a bargain I am! I think AND am funny!
there you go thinking again
What? I am funny, too. See? You're laughing. QED
XYZ! (and yes I know what QED means)
there you go thinking again
Yeah... *sigh*... I may have to lobotomize him if he gets too wily...
Yeah... *sigh*... I may have to lobotomize him if he gets too wily...
will you post it on youtube if you do?
Yeah... *sigh*... I may have to lobotomize him if he gets too wily...
Can you define "wily" for me, boss? I want to make sure I don't get anymore that.
wily
adjective
a wily old rascal
shrewd, clever, sharp, sharp-witted, astute, canny, smart; crafty, cunning, artful, sly, scheming, calculating, devious; informal clueful, tricky, foxy; archaic subtle. antonym naive.
