Ban pre-shredded cheese.
While I agree with the theory, I don't think we'll ever see pre-shredded cheese go away. Its too deeply rooted in modern society, and its sold for the convenience and time-saving aspects. It does make for a good quick snack food.
I think that they should develop an edible sheet to put between those pre-sliced Kraft cheeses ... just put the whole layer on a sandwich and chomp away. Maybe it could be made of compressed ground spices held together with gelatin.
My main objection to pre-shredded, pre-sliced cheese is paying up to twice as much per pound just to save myself a little time in the kitchen.
And if they ever try to ban Cheez-Whiz, I think the Philadelphia area will be seeing a second American Revolution.
I think that they should develop an edible sheet to put between those pre-sliced Kraft cheeses ...
You're not supposed to eat the paper?!