Lorena

[Lemur]

I've got a good little straight razor marked "Lorena",
that's the only marking on it.
I guess I shouldn't use it to shave "down there"
Hehe!

 

[JBHoren]

Shaving Private Ryan

 

[60CycleHum]

I don't even know how to reply to "Shaving Private Ryan".

 

[Lemur]

Ahh, forgot the link (for those of you who missed out on who Lorena is)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

 

[Lamazza]

shouldn't the article be named "Shaving Ryan's privates"

 

[Lemur]

Perhaps if I carefully strop her on the back of a poison dart frog,
then I wouldn't dare cut myself. (Yes I've got the frogs.)

 

[JBHoren]

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
A: Are you going to eat that?

 

[Lemur]

Took a picture of my girl!