My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they prepare the food right in front of you.
So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight began.
So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight began.
Jokes that make you groan
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My last girlfriend looked like Elle Macpherson, only shorter and Filipino.
I visited my friend's house to ask where he thought the most cost-effective place was to set up a cloning lab.
He said make yourself at home.
He said make yourself at home.
Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog condoms so she'd poop in plastic bags?
2024 culturally adjusted version:
"What did the sanitation engineer say when he jumped out of the storage room?" "Supplies!"
1964 Dad version:
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"What did the sanitation engineer say when he jumped out of the storage room?" "Supplies!"
1964 Dad version:
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
I saw two black birds stuck together in my back yard.
As it turns out they are velcrows.
As it turns out they are velcrows.
I saw 2 crows in my backyard. I think it was an attempted murder.
Scurvy - when life doesn't give you lemons.
My wife thinks I’m a trophy husband.
Participation trophy, but still.
Participation trophy, but still.
The funny thing is that a simple lamp on a table top disproves that idiocy.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Stealing.
- What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
Non-funny note: Multiple doors make it easier to clean, gather eggs, etc.
Same with a sedan!
