If you see a toilet in your dream, don’t use it!
Jokes that make you groan
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Why is it a bad idea for a photographer to smoke in the darkroom?
He might develop a cough
My half-brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it...
You put a little boogie in it...
What do you call a street in China that has a lot of jewelry stores on it?
The Ho Chi Bling Trail...
The Ho Chi Bling Trail...
My wife told me she was fed up with my poor directions and wanted a divorce.
So I packed my bags and Right.
So I packed my bags and Right.
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but it’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
The difference is staggering.
I got fired from the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her.
So I pushed her.
My doctor told me that I’m suffering from insomnia.
I asked, “Is it serious?”
He said, “There’s no cause for any alarm.”
I asked, “Is it serious?”
He said, “There’s no cause for any alarm.”
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My cross-eyed wife and I got a divorce - I found out that she was seeing someone on the side.
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Our marriage didn't have a chance, we never saw eye-to-eye...
