A guy walks into a butcher shop, says "I'd like two pounds of kidleys, please". The butcher says, "Sure, you mean kidneys, right?". The guy says "I said kidleys diddle I?
Food humour
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I’m not too keen on molasses. I‘d rather try another part of the mole.
Many years ago, my mother served us some freshly made banana cream pie after lunch. My father said, after a few bites, "dear, this pie is musty". Puzzled and a bit upset, my mother said, "Musty? I just made it this morning!" My father then replied, "I MUST have some more!" With that said, and my mother relieved, we all had a good chuckle out of that. Each of us children remember that bit of dinner table humor from a long time ago.
Slapstick is a type of humour, yes?
When forced to endure large dinner gatherings, I used to pick up the basket of rolls and hand it to the person on my left with the whispered instruction to "send this down that way, willya?"
Then I'd wait to see how many times it went around the table. My record is three times.
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When forced to endure large dinner gatherings, I used to pick up the basket of rolls and hand it to the person on my left with the whispered instruction to "send this down that way, willya?"
Then I'd wait to see how many times it went around the table. My record is three times.
O.H.
Whats the difference between spinach and boogers?
It's hard to get kids to eat their spinach.
It's hard to get kids to eat their spinach.
Just like Sex Panther by Odeon.
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Well if you get locked up in Maricopa County Jail.
Be prepared for unique food, many former inmates say food is aweful.
Yes they have dietician on staff, but don’t serve gormet chow.
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Be prepared for unique food, many former inmates say food is aweful.
Yes they have dietician on staff, but don’t serve gormet chow.
Weekend Menu at Maricopa County Jails: Two Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Calbert Gillett, an MCSO spokesperson, claimed that the COVID-19 pandemic forced the agency to change the meal plan.
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Abandoned By Gypsies.
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I hope they serve wedge salad.
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