Food humour
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You know why monsters don't eat ghosts
they taste like sheet
they taste like sheet
Didja hear about the zombie who went vegetarian?
He said it was a no-brainer.
O.H.
He said it was a no-brainer.
O.H.
EclipseRedRing
I smell like a Christmas pudding
I once cooked some jerk chicken - he didn't even thank me.
Assembled the ingredients to make a cake today, the eggs were rancid, the milk had curdled and the flour was lumpy .......it was a recipe for disaster.
You know milk is spoiled when it demands cookies.
Iceberg...straight ahead!
Wife: ‘I’ve made the chicken soup.’
Husband: ‘Thank God. I thought it was for us.’
Husband: ‘Thank God. I thought it was for us.’
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Come for the cocktails, stay for the unique show.
Wife: Hey, there’s a burglar in the kitchen eating my homemade steak pie.
Husband: Quick, call an ambulance.
Husband: Quick, call an ambulance.
If that's somewhere we can drive to, let's plan a B&B meetup!
The Stoneville Saloon in Alzada, Montana used to advertise "Surly service, bad food, cheap drinks." They were only 1/3 correct.
But which one?
O.H.
Two all beef Pattie’s, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. How do an still remember that after all these years? Marketing works.
Saw this on a thread about the Oregon Trail.
I love a good taco warning.
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"You are about to eat at Taco Bell ... for the love of God, stop!!"
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So good it's illegal.
But mom's making lutefisk for dinner!
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